Martin Luther on YouTube

While I’m sure Martin Luther would have caused quite a stir in a 16th century YouTube community, I can’t help but wonder if he would have been able to stray from making comments on other people’s videos long enough to create his own content:

“You poisonous loudmouth!”

“You talk as if you had mush in your mouth and mumble
like a half-dead, despairing person.”

“You know less than does a log on the ground!”

“You are the worst rascal of all the rascals on earth!”

and a confirmation class favorite:

“You certainly pressed with great might to let out such a thunderous fart –
it is a wonder that it did not tear your hole and belly apart!”

The thing is, I would wholeheartedly welcome Luther’s insults over the violent threats with abysmal spelling errors that populate the site currently.

I urge you, whenever you feel the need to express your disgust on YouTube, consider checking in with the Luther Insulter.  Here you will find these and many more Luther quotes to capture the essence of your frustration or fury.

“Perhaps you want me to die of unrelieved boredom while you keep on talking.”

I most certainly do not. Feminarian out.

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